A Suitable Tagline

I started out writing for fun a little over a year ago (after many years of writing a variety of things under another name) thinking that I'd just be writing lots of sex. And I definitely wrote some erotica, along with a novel that's erotic romance.

But now I'm writing a new novel. It's a romance too, but I'm finding that it has fewer sex scenes and a different focus. I submitted a couple of erotica stories to anthologies over the summer but I don't know how many more I have in my head at the moment. I'm a big fan of Autostraddle, where I just read some interesting stuff about business, including a link to an article about making work fulfilling beyond a paycheck, as well as a call for writing about relationships between queer women. And I thought, man, I would like to write that. Like, I have things to say about that.

I do want to write hot sex and romance, but I also just want to write about queer things. I feel like I don't really know what to do with Twitter and such because, like, who am I on the internet? Like if I'm an erotica writer I should be a sexy nerd, but I'm actually a busy tired person who wears sweatpants a lot (as well as being a sexy nerd). I think I'm coming up on some revamping, even if I don't know what that will look like yet.

So what's a suitable tagline for a queer femme who writes about queer stuff and sometimes reviews books, writes romance and sex, and would like to be funnier on the internet than she is?